From Sweden to Kabul
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drscottSo I've been assembling IKEA kitchen cabinets in the garage for installation in the laundry room. Here are the sum total of the English instructions:
The rest of the instructions are cartoons, often obscure. I can't believe normal people can understand these. It's almost easier to look at the parts and put them together by trial and error. Assembly wasn't hard, once I realized the two mistakes in the pictographs. And the parts are really well made, so the usual problem of aseemble-it-yourself furniture, misaligned holes, doesn't happen. The doors even hang perfectly.
Also on the recent agenda: slowly removing the sod from the fresh planting zone in the front yard, which we are gradually converting from grass to landscaping. I throw the sod into the bamboo out back, which needs more soil. Meanwhile, the early summer has forced all the trees into leaf and the new plants, like the Pride of Madeira, into bloom -- it has spectacular purple flower spikes.
Leg day at the gym. I couldn't push my record leg press because as I walked up to the machine I use, the Asian guy who likes to do bouncing calf presses on it and read the newspaper for an hour arrived. I always give ground if there's any question of who got there first, but I muttered curses walking away -- how unattractive of me. So it was off to one of the four other machines, none of which are comparable.
Dinner. We went to Kabul Afghan Restaurant with Mike's son Dan and his fiancee Kim to discuss the wedding plans and the gift we're giving them, tickets to wherever their honeymoon cruise originates. I guess Dan is technically my stepson, and I couldn't be prouder of him -- he's sweet, likes The Simpsons, and is doing really well as a web designer at Sun. Kim is a chattery but firm woman of Vietnamese extraction who's rejected traditional parental control for a completely Americanized life. They're terribly cute together.
At one point, Dan asked me if I would come to the wedding if they invited me. I said sure, I'd be honored. It's really Mike who has the negative history with Dan's mother's (his ex-wife's) family, and we all expect some of them to be less than cool, but tough -- the kids want everyone to behave, and they will.
Besides, the food they're planning sounds great!
The assembly should be carried out by a qualified person, due to the fact that wrong assembly can lead to that the furniture/object topples or falls resulting in personal injury or damage.
The rest of the instructions are cartoons, often obscure. I can't believe normal people can understand these. It's almost easier to look at the parts and put them together by trial and error. Assembly wasn't hard, once I realized the two mistakes in the pictographs. And the parts are really well made, so the usual problem of aseemble-it-yourself furniture, misaligned holes, doesn't happen. The doors even hang perfectly.
Also on the recent agenda: slowly removing the sod from the fresh planting zone in the front yard, which we are gradually converting from grass to landscaping. I throw the sod into the bamboo out back, which needs more soil. Meanwhile, the early summer has forced all the trees into leaf and the new plants, like the Pride of Madeira, into bloom -- it has spectacular purple flower spikes.
Leg day at the gym. I couldn't push my record leg press because as I walked up to the machine I use, the Asian guy who likes to do bouncing calf presses on it and read the newspaper for an hour arrived. I always give ground if there's any question of who got there first, but I muttered curses walking away -- how unattractive of me. So it was off to one of the four other machines, none of which are comparable.
Dinner. We went to Kabul Afghan Restaurant with Mike's son Dan and his fiancee Kim to discuss the wedding plans and the gift we're giving them, tickets to wherever their honeymoon cruise originates. I guess Dan is technically my stepson, and I couldn't be prouder of him -- he's sweet, likes The Simpsons, and is doing really well as a web designer at Sun. Kim is a chattery but firm woman of Vietnamese extraction who's rejected traditional parental control for a completely Americanized life. They're terribly cute together.
At one point, Dan asked me if I would come to the wedding if they invited me. I said sure, I'd be honored. It's really Mike who has the negative history with Dan's mother's (his ex-wife's) family, and we all expect some of them to be less than cool, but tough -- the kids want everyone to behave, and they will.
Besides, the food they're planning sounds great!
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Re: Ikea in Zurich
Date: 2004-03-23 01:25 pm (UTC)If there's anything Ikea you're really in love with, you could disassemble it and ship it back -- one of the puzzling bits of instruction on those cabinets turned out to be the pictographs for tricky bits of disassembly. Or you could just rebuy the item here...
...and being with the bf seems much more important than staying in Zurich.
Re: Ikea in Zurich
Date: 2004-03-24 05:31 am (UTC)I think anything I bought at Ikea would cost me more to ship than to buy new. OTOH I have a custom-sized Tempur-pedic mattress (bf is 6'5") that I think I can ship for about $500, which is much less than the purchase price. Expensive but really comfy (http://www.tempurpedic.com/).
Of course the scary part is looking for a new job.
--scott c
PS. big fan of Chris Isaak...4 concerts + every CD
Re: Ikea in Zurich
Date: 2004-03-24 11:09 am (UTC)We have a Tempur-pedic pillow, but haven't sprung for a mattress yet (nyuk-nyuk). Something to reserve for even older age, when we'll really need it!
Re: Ikea in Zurich
Date: 2004-03-24 05:40 am (UTC)