Still Wonewy

[drscott]

The North Korean Insult Generator.

I got "You anti-socialist beast, your ridiculous clamour for 'human rights' is nothing but a shrill cry!"

RONERY
I'm so ronery. So ronery. So
ronery and sadry arone. Dere's
no one, just me onry, sitting on
my rittle throne.

I wook rearry hard and make up
great plans. But nobody
listens, no one understands...
Seems that no one takes me
SER-RI-ROUS-REEEEEEEEE...
And so... I'm rone-ry... A rittle
rone-ry... Poor rittle me.

Dere's nobody I can rerate to.
Feel rike a bird in a cage. It's
kind of sirry...But not rearry...
Because it's firring my body
with rage!

I 'm the smartest most clever,
most physically fit but nobody
seems to rearize it.

When I change the world maybe
they'll notice meeeeeeeeee---
until then I'll just be
lonely...poor little me...
I'm so rone-ryyyyyy.

Comments

[typographer.livejournal.com]

I got "Bourgeois stooge."

Not nearly as fun.

[excessor.livejournal.com]

I got “You bloodthirsty political dwarf, you will be dealt a thousandfold retaliatory blow!”

I interpret this to mean I'm getting very lucky soon.

[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

I got: "You bellicose gangster, you will be dealt a thousandfold retaliatory blow!"

Does that mean we'll both get luck?

Been called a lot of things before but never a gangster. Unless they mean-- oh, never mind.

[excessor.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking this means lots of luck coming (if you'll pardon the expression) our way.

Do tell about being a gangster. Inquiring minds, etc.…