"You are cor-RECT sir. That is the collection bulb from an AV (artificial vagina) sleeve. I'll bet you didn't know that I used to work at an American Saddlebred breeding farm. We even stood a stallion bred by "The Shat" although that's not how I met him.
With the exception of the straight guy who calls me when he wants head far better than his girlfriend gives, I've done no milking. (and straight guy is getting no more loving from me until he learns to put my dick where his mouth is).
I've had the dubious pleasure of seeing "The Shat" in action: Yelling at a small group of young girls who politely asked for his autograph while he was watching a horse show in Louisville. Then I had the pleasure of catching a glimpse of him running from one of the young girl's fathers. (Said father was a farrier at the horse show, a few beers the worse, who doesn't like anyone rudely making his sweet young daughter cry). Too fat men running across a fair ground, the latter one with a hammer to beat some sense into the head of the self important "hasbin". You can't BUY entertainment like that.
..which is why I can enjoy the snark here. Few egos as large and self-centered as Mr. Shatner's exist, so watching him being skewered is a guilt-free pleasure.
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Date: 2009-02-07 08:08 pm (UTC)McCoy wouldn't speak to him for two years? Interesting.
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