drscott ([personal profile] drscott) wrote2005-08-14 01:51 pm

A [livejournal.com profile] qbear moment

So [livejournal.com profile] excessor and I are sitting at the lunch table discussing Trader Joe's new natural peanut butter, which doesn't taste as good as the old one. I read the label to him: "made from unblanched roasted peanuts that are grown on the high plains of Texas and New Mexico. Long days of sun and the nutrient rich soil produces (what are considered by many to be) the finest peanuts in the world." [livejournal.com profile] excessor says, "I bet the other farmers have peanuts envy!"

[identity profile] greatbearmd.livejournal.com 2005-08-14 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Ba-da-bump, tssssss!

[identity profile] bigredpaul.livejournal.com 2005-08-14 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not as good as the old one - it's too oily and thin. The old one was much more viscous and had better flavor.

[identity profile] fuzzygruf.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Unblanched?

But ya are Blanched, ya are!

[identity profile] bearfuz.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Aw fuck, I should have read this post before I wrote mine. GMTA?

[identity profile] allanh.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well, nuts to you!

(Does the estate of Charles M. Schultz know about this?)

My compliments on a pun well-earned.

[identity profile] beeftenderloin.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
That's a nice look on you Curtis, the headgear is sexy! LOL.

[identity profile] dr-scott.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
I usually reserve that one for household repair posts, but it seemed absurd enough for bad puns... :)

[identity profile] bearfuz.livejournal.com 2005-08-15 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
But ya are blanched.