From Sweden to Kabul

So I've been assembling IKEA kitchen cabinets in the garage for installation in the laundry room. Here are the sum total of the English instructions:

The assembly should be carried out by a qualified person, due to the fact that wrong assembly can lead to that the furniture/object topples or falls resulting in personal injury or damage.

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