Dinner in KC

[drscott]

Mom cooking dinner -- mystery steak, chunks shrink-wrapped in plastic.
Me: "Didn't this have a label?"
Mom: "No."
Me: "But they can't sell it without a label."
Mom: "Well, it said something at the store..."
Me: "But how can you know how to cook it when you don't know what it is??" ...

Comments

[lumberjackie-o.livejournal.com]

it sounds like stew...

pretend it's "beef stew".

drink lots of wine...

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

OMG. It's sounds like my mother's freezer. Dave and I refer to getting something out of the freezer as an "Archeology Dig."

[blackwingbear.livejournal.com]

Beef tips for Stroganoff?

Mystery meat.

[allanh.livejournal.com]

"Parts is parts..."

[markbuster.livejournal.com]

Does she have a shitzu you can sneak pieces to under the table?

[kitchenbeard.livejournal.com]

My mother used to do that until I started using her frozen meats as hammers.