Bad Puns R Us

[drscott]

Reminded by isitandlookout's post, I submit this from a gym person:

One of my friends made a point of wearing mismatched socks. After a few days of this, I asked him what that was about. He said he was making a statement -- he wanted everyone to know he was bisoxual.
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[remember, it's not my joke!]

Comments

[nanne.livejournal.com]

My boss/advisor always wears mismatched sox. Not sure why. But this "joke" will haunt me now whenever I see his sox. Which is quite often, since he wears... (guess)... Birkenstocks.

[allanh.livejournal.com]

You can always look at him, point to your own socks, and tell him that it's more fun having gay footwear.

When he looks at you blankly, remind him that this is such a popular phenomenon, a book was written about it.

"The Joy of Gay Sox"

[allanh.livejournal.com]

I won't even go into the Jewish version of this joke, whose punchline is "The Goy of Jay's Sox."